You know you're a 24 addict when... top ten reasons

10. You refer to the bedroom as "Division" and the bathroom as “District”.
9. When ordering pizza and they give you the delivery time, you scream back "Dammit, that's not enough time, I'll have to do it myself!"
8. Every call you get at home, you let the caller know you are putting them on speaker phone.
7. You tell the guy fixing the copy machine in your office to “do a manual reboot of Hub 5” when he is done.
6. Schematics is now a word you use everyday.
5. While adjusting the thermostat in your apartment, you wonder if someone is in possession of the override.
4. You become the self-proclaimed “Acting Director of Field Ops” in your office.
3. While on the phone with Allstate Insurance, you pray that the operator says “Please hold for President Palmer.”
2. When caught helping yourself to your assistant’s secret stash of candy, you request a “Presidential pardon in exchange for Marwan’s location.”
1. When given a project at work that you don’t want to do… you tell your boss: “I’m not doing it. I’m not CTU.”