Drext and Drail?

I’ve come up with some new words for my bad habits…

drext (drekst)

v, n : abbreviation of drunk text

1.A system for sending and receiving messages electronically over a cell phone, after imbibing substantial quantities of liquor.
2. A message or messages sent or received by such a system.
See also drail

drail (drail)

v, n : abbreviation of drunk email

1. A system for sending and receiving messages electronically over a computer network, after imbibing substantial quantities of liquor.
2. A message or messages sent or received by such a system.

I got wonderful feedback from Morgan... friends don't let friends drunk dial, text or email!